Top 9 Possible Reasons Why I Haven't Blogged Recently

I've fielded many questions over the past few months about the dearth of posts here.

I'm not exactly sure why I haven't blogged lately, Dad, but here are some possibilities:


                               Top 9 Possible Reasons Why I Haven't Blogged Recently                  

9. Someone paid me to stop. 

8. I can't blog while I'm eating.

7. I can't blog while I'm in the pool trying to burn off all the weight I gained (see No. 8 above).

6. Brain slosh from my speed-of-light underwater turns.

5. If I told you then I'd have to kill you.

4. I, you know, didn't feel like it.

3. I went off my meds.

2.  I was working on something way more fabulous.


And The Number 1 Possible Reason Why I Haven't Blogged Recently:

1. T#is new tab1et d0esn't 1ike me.



Look, you got better reasons?:

                    Your List of Top 9 Reasons That Are Better Than My Original Ones

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