Draft Resume

                                                             Patricia Ringer Gasdaska


Employment Objective: Editorial work making fun of news or other things (but never you)


Skills Summary

Decades of writing, editing, paginating, proofreading, and showing up almost on time. Rare newsroom primary math skills; experienced birthday cake baker.


Experience (most recent first)

Blogger, ‘It’s all (c)opyrighted’ --  The Rocket Scientist and I trying to keep all systems nominal as we endeavor to launch our college-age kids. prgasdaska.blogspot.com, where you'll find plenty more bad puns. 


Editor, The Chronicle Independent Digest Nation ('The Chronic Indigestion')
   
    Reported, photographed, edited, typeset, proofread, sold ads and subscriptions, paginated, printed, and delivered county daily newspaper
    Reorganized photo archives of county residents
    Set up side extortion business involving photos of county residents
    Organized after-hours 'hot tub' parties in sink of printers bathroom

  
Substitute Teacher, Shrewsbury, Mass.

     Signed record number of hall passes
     Created food fight betting pool
     Promoted to Head Lifeguard of betting pool


Project Publications Editor, The Robin U. Nicholas Group

     Successfully dressed for success
     Secured reference for future jobs
     
   

Awards

Voted Self-Server of the Month at local gas station.


Education

B.S., The Pennsylvania State University, State College, Pa. Senior thesis titled, 'Rubrics, Matrices, or Spreadsheets: How to Choose a Title for Your Senior Thesis.''

M.S., Simmons College, Boston, Mass. Thesis: Original one-act play titled, 'If All My Friends Are Weird Then What Does That Make Me?'



References

References and samples will be furnished for a handling fee.







--- Look, this is only a draft of highlights. Ideally I'd like to incorporate my volunteering experience, which includes participation in many home rocket science experiments and sponsor of Cedilla Day at the local middle school.


Feedback welcome -- for a fee.















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