Santa on the Yellow Brick Road to the White House

So ... the GOP candidates are criss-crossing Munchkinland and Oz, campaigning for their chance to be the Man Behind The Curtain in Emerald City.

Here's hoping the Wizard In Red can help them out this Christmas by delivering to each of them something they could really use, instead of some wicked ugly clock, useless medal or lame testimonial:


     Newt Gingrich -- Courage

     Mitt Romney -- Heart

     Rick Perry -- Brain

     Ron Paul -- Eyebrow waxing at the Emerald City Spa

     Michelle Bachmann -- Opium-induced vision


Also, for the Mass. senate seat:

     Scott Brown -- Old Guard allegiance

     Elizabeth Warren -- Endorsement from The Lollipop Guild



... The silica crystals of time fall relentlessly to the bottom of the big dirty hourglass. Meanwhile at least one creature flying around in a monkey suit is thinking: Fuck the shoes, gotta get my paws on that crystal ball ....
  

Ok, so I'm totally spellbound by 'Wicked,' by Gregory Maguire.

By the current GOP candidates -- not so much .....

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