CLERK: Did you find everything you were looking for?
CUSTOMER: No, the item was out of stock. However, I'll take one of these Lindor chocolates here.
CLERK: That will be 49 cents.
CUSTOMER: I have a 50-percent-off coupon.
CLERK: That will be 25 cents.
CUSTOMER: Can you break a $100 bill?
CLERK: Sorry, store policy is $50 bills maximum.
CUSTOMER: How about a credit card?
CLERK: Minimum purchase is $10. Would you like to buy something else?
CUSTOMER: Will you take a check?
CLERK: I need two forms of ID.
CUSTOMER: Here you are.
CLERK: I'm sorry, but one of them has to have your picture on them.
CUSTOMER: Wait. [counting pennies from the penny tray] ... 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ..........
FOUR CUSTOMERS STANDING BEHIND: I have a quarter!
CLERK: Here's your receipt. Have a nice day!
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