Top 10 List of Things Sarah Palin Could Do Instead of Run for President

I decided it was time to whip up a Top 10 list, which I've edited down to the following ....

Ready ... aim ... fire .....


TOP 10 LIST OF THINGS SARAH PALIN COULD DO INSTEAD OF RUN FOR PRESIDENT


10. Write a children's book titled 'Hungry, Hungry Mama Grizzly,' with illustrations by Eric Carle. Or Robert Crumb.

9.  Earn another bachelor's degree, this time MAJORING in Political Science  -- and with a minor in Social Studies.

8. Take care of Trig.

7. Take Tripp on a trip to Tripoli no that might not work but it's cool to say fast three times in a row so it's staying on the list ....

6. Be a stage mother grizzly to Bristol.

5. Undergo psychoanalysis.

4. Accompany daughters Bristol, Willow and Piper on an extended college tour of South America -- or Tibet -- or Antarctica.

3. Pass a lie detector test (without studying).

2. Appear as a contestant on 'Celebrity Apprentice.'

AND THE NUMBER 1 THING SARAH COULD DO:
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1. Run for President ... of the local PTA. Hey, she might even win again;  I might even vote for her ....








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