If Joe Biden doesn't run ....

.... The President recently launched his re-election campaign, but not a word got down to me regarding his running mate. Yet haven't rumors been swirling for some time now about Joe Biden bowing out? ...  Rumors that I haven't started?

Big assumption, but let's go with it, briefly, indulgently .... IF Biden doesn't run, it will be the perfect moment in history to elect a woman vice president.

Yes, we can ensure this by nominating women VP candidates from BOTH parties. It's so EASY!  There are plenty of candidates without a Y chromosome who are no less incapable than those who have one:


On the GOP side, we're gonna skip right over the crazies and point to Sens. Olympia Snow and Susan M. Collins, both from Maine; and  ex-EPA head and former NJ governor Christie Whitman. And hey, there must be some community organizers out there somewhere who may be viable ....


On the Democrat side, there are plenty of stand-bys with experience: Senators Mikulski (Md.),  Sen. Marie Cantwell  (WA), plus the California contingent of Boxer and Feinstein (how do you like that, Mr. President? Wouldn't either of those women wrap up California for you with a big bow????). How about Sen. Jeanne Shaheen of NH? Circulate her name,  get a big boost to start the primary season.  And of course there's always Hillary .....

This is just a short, stream-of-consciousness, off-the-top-of-my-head list. Do these women have skeletons hiding behind their boxes of Kate Spade wedges?  Don't know, but there's gotta be quality here. I take the job of vice president very seriously. Anything can happen, folks, and I would never want someone who is unqualified (stupid) to get the VP job. In fact, since studies have shown that women make better managers than men, maybe our next VP can teach her boss a few things ....

Having men on board this cause would help, but I doubt we need 'em. According to data released by Rutgers University, the number of female voters equaled or exceeded that of men in most of the recent presidential elections. (Look up the details yourself.) 

... So to all you 2012 convention delegates out there, especially those with breasts and vaginas (can I say that?), I challenge you to be a part of Making History! Unite over party lines for the Great Cause! Use those high heels to take a stand!

      No Penises for VP!

      XX for VP!

     VP = Vagina Power!

And my personal favorite (for the tech vote),
   
      2X = VP

('She knows algebra, she can't be that bad ....')



Ok, so the slogans need a little work ....




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