The Great Recession

... late 2007, banker husband and wife are going Christmas shopping. Husband looks at wife and says, 'Take off those ridiculous department store jeans. Go upstairs and put on those fancy designer jeans I got you from New York.'

... late 2008, same husband and wife are going Christmas shopping. Husband looks at wife and says, 'Take off those fancy Wal-Mart jeans. Go upstairs and put on those jeans I got you from the Salvation Army.'

... late 2009, the husband and wife are going Christmas shopping. Husband looks at wife and says, 'Take off those fancy Salvation Army jeans. Go upstairs and put on those jeans I got you from the Salvation Army dumpster.'

... late 2010, the husband and wife are going Christmas shopping. Husband looks at wife and says, 'Take off those fancy Salvation Army dumpster jeans. Go upstairs and put on those jeans I got you from that dead homeless guy.'

... late 2011, the husband and wife are going Christmas shopping. Husband looks at wife and says, 'Take off those ridiculous department store jeans. Go upstairs and put on those fancy new designer jeans I got you from New York.'


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